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"What We NOT Finna Do… Is Go See a House Without a Pre-Approval" T-Shirt 🔥🏡💰
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House Plug" – The Connect for Cribs & Closings 🔌🏡💰
You’re not just in real estate—you ARE the real estate market. Whether it’s buyers, sellers, or investors, they all know deals don’t happen without you. If there’s a listing to be found, a contract to be signed, or a key to be handed over, it’s running through you first.
Because let’s be real—you’re the House Plug.
🔑 Cop yours today & let them know who really runs the game! 🏡🔥💰

"Proof of Funds – Cash Pics Don’t Count" 💰🏡🚫
Stop the madness—stacks of cash in the passenger seat don’t close deals. If your “proof of funds” looks like a rap album cover, we’ve got a problem. Bank statements, wire transfers, and pre-approvals only—flexing won’t get you to the closing table.
🔑 Secure the wire, then we’ll talk! 💼🔥🏡

"Girl, You Look Good When You Back That Offer Up" 💰🏡🔥
Nothing’s more attractive than a strong, clean, and well-backed offer. Full price? No contingencies? Quick closing? Now that’s a real flex! If you’re coming in low, unprepared, or just “testing the waters” — back that offer up and try again.
🔑 Serious buyers only. Let’s close! 💼🏡