"House Plug" T-Shirt – Don’t Approach Without Pre-Approval! 🔑🏡💰
🚨 WARNING: Wearing this shirt may cause an uncontrollable urge to fire your landlord, submit strong offers, and secure the bag! 🚨
If you’re the real estate plug, the dealmaker, and the one connecting buyers to their dream homes, then this tee is made for you! This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a public service announcement for serious buyers only.
❌ No Pre-Approval? No Conversation.
💰 No Lowball Offers? No Problem.
🔥 Renting? You’re Gonna Want to Fix That ASAP.
Why You Need This Shirt:
✔️ Perfect for realtors, investors & mortgage pros who don’t waste time! 🏡💼
✔️ A stylish yet savage way to let people know the rules! 🚀
✔️ Soft, high-quality fabric for all-day flexing & networking. 💰
✔️ Great for open houses, real estate events & social media flexing. 🔥📸
✔️ The perfect gift for every real estate hustler who’s about that life! 🔑💼
Who’s This Shirt For?
🔹 Realtors & Brokers who only deal with serious buyers 🏡💼
🔹 Investors & Wholesalers who secure real estate deals 💰📈
🔹 Mortgage Lenders who don’t waste time on unqualified buyers 💳💵
🔹 Anyone tired of lowball offers, rental life, and unnecessary showings! 🤣
🎤 Pre-Approval or Don’t Approach. Full Price or Keep Scrolling. Ownership Over Renting.
🔑 Get yours today & let them know: Serious buyers ONLY! 🏡🔥💰
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
Frequently Asked Questions
Holiday Extended Return Policy
Orders placed are eligible for return within 30 days of the delivery date, subject to these terms and conditions. Orders placed after the Offer Period are eligible for a 30-day return policy.
Please see the return guidelines listed below to see if purchased items are eligible for a return. We offer free 30-day returns for all customers in the US, Canada, UK, Australia, and Germany.
We offer 30-day exchanges for all customers at all of our retail locations. Please have your order confirmation email, order card, or gift receipt ready. All items must meet the same return qualifications listed in our Returns Policy to qualify for an exchange.
Standard shipping typically takes 5–7 business days within the US. For international orders, delivery times vary by country and usually range from 10–20 business days. Expedited options are also available at checkout.