"WARNING: This Mouth Closes Deals" T-Shirt 🔥🏡💰
"WARNING: This Mouth Closes Deals" T-Shirt 🔥🏡💰
🚨 Caution: High-Level Negotiation Skills in Progress! 🚨
If you’ve got the gift of gab, the negotiation skills of a boss, and a closing ratio that speaks for itself, then this T-shirt is MADE for you! Whether you're a real estate agent, mortgage lender, investor, or just someone who knows how to seal the deal, let everyone know that this mouth doesn’t just talk—it CLOSES.
Why You Need This Shirt:
✔️ For realtors who turn conversations into contracts! 🏡💼
✔️ A hilarious yet powerful flex for top closers 💰🔥
✔️ Perfect for open houses, networking events & real estate conferences 🔑🏡
✔️ Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day hustle 👕💪🏽
✔️ Great conversation starter (because let’s be real, you love to talk!) 😂
Who’s This Shirt For?
🔹 Realtors & Brokers who know how to work a deal 🏡💰
🔹 Mortgage lenders securing the bag 💳💼
🔹 Investors & house flippers who negotiate like a boss 🛠️🏡
🔹 Anyone whose mouth makes them money! 💵💵
🎤 Talk less? Never. Close more? ALWAYS.
🔑 Grab yours today & let your shirt do the talking! 🏡🔥💰
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Closing Cribs Apparel and Closing Cribs Apparel ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at info@closingcribsapparel.com. You can also write to us at 26026 Telegraph Suite 200 Southfield MI 48033 or 26026 Telegraph Suite 200 Southfield MI 48033.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |
Frequently Asked Questions
Holiday Extended Return Policy
Orders placed are eligible for return within 30 days of the delivery date, subject to these terms and conditions. Orders placed after the Offer Period are eligible for a 30-day return policy.
Please see the return guidelines listed below to see if purchased items are eligible for a return. We offer free 30-day returns for all customers in the US, Canada, UK, Australia, and Germany.
We offer 30-day exchanges for all customers at all of our retail locations. Please have your order confirmation email, order card, or gift receipt ready. All items must meet the same return qualifications listed in our Returns Policy to qualify for an exchange.
Standard shipping typically takes 5–7 business days within the US. For international orders, delivery times vary by country and usually range from 10–20 business days. Expedited options are also available at checkout.